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69 Things to do in Wal-Mart

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”
* Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.

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Category: Point to be Noted

Fifty-Six fun things to do in Walmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”

5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

10. Play with the automatic doors.

11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”

13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

14. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

18. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

21. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”

23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

29. Take bets on the battle described above.

30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

32. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission:Impossible.”

34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

35. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

36. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

37. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e:
“How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.”

40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

54. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave.”

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly “There’s no toilet paper in here!”

Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

Play with the automatic doors.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies.”

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

Take bets on the battle from above.

Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn’t buy it there say, “Hm… I thought the customer was always right!”

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.

Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in Housewares and see what happens.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi. I haven’t seen you in so long.” etc. See if they play along.

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling “Red Rover.”

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!”

When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap anyway?!”

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”

5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

10. Play with the automatic doors.

11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this ****, anyway?”

13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

14. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

18. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

21. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”

23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

29. Take bets on the battle described above.

30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

32. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission:Impossible.”

34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

35. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

36. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

37. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e:
“How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.”

40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting wi
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49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

54. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”
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* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.

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* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
* Start playing football — see how many people you can get to join in.
* Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ”I need some tampons!!”
* Try on bras over top of your clothes.
* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
* While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ”Sex and Candy”
* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ”I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
* Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ”10.”
* Play with the automatic doors.
* Walk up to complete strangers and say, ”Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
* While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ”Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”
* Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
* Put pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
* Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
*. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
* As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ”Wow. Magic!”
* Put M&M’s on layaway.
* Move ”Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
* Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
* Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
* Nonchalantly ”test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin — to the Batcave!”
* TP as much of the store as possible.
* Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
* Play with the calculators so that they all spell ”hello” upside down. (01134)
* When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ”Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ”Red Rover!”
* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
* Take bets on the battle described above.
* Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect…)
* While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
* While no one’s watching, quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ”Mission: Impossible.’
* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
* Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
* Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
* Set up a ”Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
* Two words: ”Marco Polo.’
* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
* ”Re-alphabetize” the CDs in Electronics.
* In the auto department, practice your ”Madonna” look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ”the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
* While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ”How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
* When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ”No, no! It’s those voices again!”
* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
* Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
* Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ”Good girl, good Bessie.”
* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
* Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
* Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
* Test the fishing rods and see what you can ”catch” from the other aisles.
* In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ”Hi! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”
* Hold indoor shopping cart races.
* Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
* Say things like, ”Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ”Do you have any Shnerples here?”
* Ride a display bicycle through the store — claim you’re taking it for a ”test drive.”
* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
* Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples’ carts when they aren’t paying attention.

101 Things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him &quotI need some tampons!!”

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible &quotsex and candy”

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, &quotI think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to &quot10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, &quotHi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, &quotWho BUYS this shit, anyway?”

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, &quotWow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move &quotCaution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly &quottest” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell &quothello” upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, &quotWhy won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, &quotRed Rover!”

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from &quotMission: Impossible.”

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a &quotValet Parking” sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: &quotMarco Polo.”

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. &quotRe-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your &quotMadonna” look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like &quotthe fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying &quotHow could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, &quotNo, no! It’s those voices again!”

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying &quotGood girl, good bessie.”

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can &quotcatch” from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. &quothi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. &quothi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).”

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, &quotWould you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., &quotDo you have any Shnerples here?”

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a &quottest drive.”

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it’s a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window &quotthe British are coming”

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saing &quotI’m gonna save us from that bomb!”

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren’t looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying &quotCan I buy a gun? I’m tired of that stupid smily face!”

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say &quotThe clowns are not eating me.”

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy’s clothes and a full set of gal’s clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone’s face (only the opposite sex)

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended)

97. Grab stickers that say &quotradioactive” and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice

99. Puoll out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial

100. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

101. Record yourself while having sex, then have it play over and over gain in the middle of a clothes rack.
102. Go into the toy section and throw all the Dora the Explorer toys on the ground and when people try to pick them up yell at them “SWIPER NO SWIPING!”.

Sixty-Eight Fun Things to do in Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission:Impossible.”

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

64. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!

how 2 annoypeople at the store
“Accidentally” get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out. Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice. Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” Ask if you can buy a shopping cart. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies! Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push you around while you yell “ye-haw!” Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Constantly wink at a person you don’t know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” Do all of these above without getting thrown out! Contributed Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!” Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you’re best Yoda voice,”May the force be with you”. Everytime you walk out the door (or try waiting by the door for others to walk out), make a dinging noise then say mechanically “We’re sorry. You have activated the Wal Mart inventory control service. Please step back and a Wal Mart associate will help you. Thank you.” Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people. Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, “What aisle are they selling these on?” Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles. Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek. Get a dish towel and bucket and sit on the floor singing “It’s a hard knock life for us!” Get a friend, put on as many articles of clothing you can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if possible) . Get a group of friends together and take lawn chairs from the display then rewind the movie playing on the display TV in electronics, sit down and watch the entire thing. Get one of those fake dogs that barks/sings, place it on the ground in front of a group of people and press the button to make it sing/bark. Then proceed to bark and growl like you are going to attack it Go into the dressing room and yell real loud… “Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!” Go to the express lane and get an item, and say “wait, I forgot something, and keep doing that until you have like 50, check out, then say “thanks, I forgot how much this costs,” and walk away. Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a minute the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case when an attendant asks u what u are doing tell him your trying to change the game. Go up to a guy and start crying saying I finally found you mommy! And see what he does! Go up to someone and start taking items from their basket and put them into yours. Go up to the clerk and say code Red! and see what they do! (I know it will work I did it.) Grab handfulls of super bounce balls and go wild. have a couple of friends go with you and dress up as power rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “Pick me! Pick me!!” hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell “Pikachu I choose you!” Hold indoor shopping cart races. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. Joust with the electronic assist carts and wrapping paper (they usually won’t throw you out) Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms. Make farting noises as you walk by someone. Make the entire auto department smell by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say…“Oh that’s me, I’ve got to go. Thank you.” Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. Play “Marco Polo.” Play blind chicken with 12 friends putting a blind fold on one and them having that person trying to find you . Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. Play with the automatic doors. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section. Put M&M’s on layaway. Put random items in the shopping carts of others while they aren’t looking. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. roll cans of soup down the aisles. run around the store yelling I’m a princess while holding a toy wand. Run around yelling for your pet ferret “Stinky”. check out all the funny looks you get! Run up to a complete stranger and say “You’re it!” Run up to a new employee in the pet aisle and point to an invisible cash register and say “Hey you! That cash register over there, well um, I think it’s magic! It made my little sister (or brother if you have one) disappear!” Wait and see what they say and the expression on their face. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. Set up a battle of laser tag . Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. set up like ten pineapples in the shape of bowling pins and start bowling with a coconut. Shoot the bungee tops at customers. Start Humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Theme song. Whenever someone looks at an item near you scream “TUTLE POWER” and run away as fast as you can. Strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to announce “cleanup on aisle …” then yell “BAD FLUFFY!” Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom. Take a snickers bar, go in the bathroom and smoosh the snickers bar in your hand and reach over to the next stall and say “uh do you have some toilet paper over there?” Take all of the free AOL cd’s on the end of the check out counter Contributed by Keith Take bets on the battle described above. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. Throw as many shoes as possible onto the floor in as little time as you can. TP as much of the store as possible. Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what you are doing tell them in a very annoyed voice, “the brooms don’t work!” Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, have a friend put all the balls back on top of you. When someone walks by jump outta the balls causing them to fly everywhere. Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping cart and yell “Its gonna get me!” walk around in rubber boots , a rain coat, and an umbrella on bright sunny day! Walk through the store pushing a cart that is upside-down. Walk up and down yelling mommy , mommy then keep saying out loud have you seen my mommy I’m lost and I cant find her. Walk up to a person and say I’m the FBI and I heard that you have been shopelifting and we need to check you. Walk up to an employee and ask where the laxatives are, changing your voice as if you really need it. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though look up at the sensor and yell “how does it work or ITS MAGIC!” When a woman with children walks near you in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor, screaming “mommy, I want that toy” When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” when someone steps away from their cart to look at something quickly make off with it without saying a word. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. when the speaker/pager deal comes on start mimicking them. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. While playing a video game in the Electronics, skip side-by-side, wiggle your butt, and hum to the music. Contributed by MOOSE!!!! While walking alone pretend you are have a serious conversation with someone. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this crud, anyway?” jump out at people while hiding in a clothes wrack