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56 things to do at walmart?
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Category: Point to be Noted
Fifty-Six fun things to do in Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”
5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”
8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.
10. Play with the automatic doors.
11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”
13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
14. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
18. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
21. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”
23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
29. Take bets on the battle described above.
30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
32. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission:Impossible.”
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
35. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
36. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
37. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e:
“How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.”
40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”
44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”
50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
54. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!
Which one would you do in Walmart?
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”
5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”
8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.
10. Play with the automatic doors.
11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”
13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
14. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
18. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
21. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”
23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
29. Take bets on the battle described above.
30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
32. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.
33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission:Impossible.”
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
35. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
36. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
37. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e:
“How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.”
40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.”
44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perf
49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).”
50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
54. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!
33 is just hilarious!
It made me laugh so hard XD
I am waiting for my Aries friend to come back and then we’ll do it together.
Imagine us trying to roll on the floor and then telling everyone to stop and start humming it,with a serious face.
XD
What are you most likely to do at Walmart?
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow, magic!”
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.
Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave.”
Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly “There’s no toilet paper in here!”
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.
Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
Play with the automatic doors.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies.”
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
Take bets on the battle from above.
Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn’t buy it there say, “Hm… I thought the customer was always right!”
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.
Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.
Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in Housewares and see what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi. I hav